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Now I know where the term “HELL HOLE” originated from!
Tell a man, or woman, “ who ever told you, that you knew how to F**k, LIED! ” ouch…
on a scale of 1 to 100, with 1 being the worse, I’d rate your ability
to sexually please a woman / or man/ about minus 1000!
Was that the cold toilet I just f**ked, or was that your vagina?
Who left the seat up on your vagina?
I’d rather sit on your nose, than your dick - your nose is bigger and harder!
Gee - all scrotum sack- no penis!
Where’d you get your penis, Toys R Us, because you sure play with it a lot!
Is that a pubic hair or your penis?
Now I know where the name NEEDLEDICK the BUG F**ker, came from!
I wasn’t into necrophilia - until I screwed you…
If I throw a penny in, can I make a wish? Referring to a woman’s vagina.
I dropped a rock in, how long before I heard it hit bottom? 20 maybe 30 seconds? again, / a woman’s vagina.
Hello down there… down there… down there… down there…/ a woman’s vagina
“Geronomo!” Just before you enter her
Just a minute… I need to get the bush hog mower to clear a path. / referring to a woman’s excessively thick vagina hair.
Whoa… for a quick moment there, when you lifted your arm, I thought you were flashing Bush!
She’s kinda fun, if you can used to the smell of tuna and feet!
Your breathe smells worse than a public urinal!
Does it bite? It looks really mean! guess…
Your teeth remind of, wait… I got it, a rusty school bus!
Are you sucking on a canoe, or is that your nose?
In high school, they called her the Toad Hole!
Damn! What smells like a dead cat? Him or Her.
Your face reminds me of a Baboon's Butt!
At first I thought a skunk was in the yard, ( or bed ) but then I realized that you opened your legs!